Me, to my chiropractor: "I'm really feeling pregnant this week. Everything seems a bit tight."
Him: "Yeah, I'm getting that, too."
Me, in my head, after laughing out loud: Is my chiropractor really confessing to me that he's been putting on a little weight.
Him: "Yeah, your left lower back is really out of place."
Of course, what else would he be talking about.
But back to my original point, stretchy pants are definitely in my near future.
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